Call Out Meme: Version 5.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit: Closing this one out for now. Please put all new threads here! Thanks!
Fifth verse same as the first... It's new 'Call Me Out" Time!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 V
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[oathshackledbird]

Right...of course. I just misread it.

[Diarmuid smirks to himself, trying to hold back his laughter.]

It obviously said Dark Magic with Chickens. Totally different...

[fionnuisce]

O-obviously.

[oathshackledbird]

Right. And this one...

[Diarmuid picks up another book.]

Totally doesn't say Cooking with Rodents of Unusual Size...

[fionnuisce]

St-stop looking at those!

[oathshackledbird]

But the titles are so interesting! And I'm suppose to be helping you clean this room out, after all.

[Diarmuid starts reaching toward another book.]

Where did you find all of these anyway? I doubt you can find them in a normal bookstore...

[fionnuisce]

I have plenty of sources, does it matter?!

[oathshackledbird]

Hey, I'm just being curious.

[Diarmuid leaves the book lay for the moment and instead reaches back to poke Waver in the shoulder.]

And you're being defensive...

[fionnuisce]

I'mnotbeingdefensive!

[oathshackledbird]

Oh? Then what are you being? Inquiring minds want to know...

[fionnuisce]

Nothing--I-I'm not being anything at all!

[oathshackledbird]

Because you always speed talk and stutter...

[Diarmuid grins knowingly.]

Is that something they taught you at the Clock Tower?

[fionnuisce]

[He'll just be hiding his face in his hands now.]

Y-you're ridiculous.

[oathshackledbird]

Says the magus with books like those in his collection...

[fionnuisce]

C-can we please change the subject?!

[oathshackledbird]

If you want, but for the record? You're really cute right now.

[Have a gentle kiss on the head, Waver.]

[fionnuisce]

I--I am not.

[oathshackledbird]

I don't lie. You are.

[He winks at Waver.]

But don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.

[fionnuisce]

Just because you don't lie doesn't mean you can't be wrong.

[oathshackledbird]

Perhaps, but in this case, I'm not.

You. Are. Cute.

[fionnuisce]

I am not and you can't prove it.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid shrugs.]

I don't need to prove it. I already believe it. Your argument is invalid.

[fionnuisce]

My argument is incredibly valid! Just because you think something doesn't make it true!

[oathshackledbird]

It does so.

[Diarmuid crosses his arms over his chest.]

It makes it true for me and that is all that matters.

[fionnuisce]

You're still wrong.

[oathshackledbird]

Only if I admit it, which I don't for the record.

Until something convinces me otherwise, you are cute. End of story.