Call Out Meme: Version 5.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit: Closing this one out for now. Please put all new threads here! Thanks!
Fifth verse same as the first... It's new 'Call Me Out" Time!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 V
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[fionnuisce]

Just because you don't lie doesn't mean you can't be wrong.

[oathshackledbird]

Perhaps, but in this case, I'm not.

You. Are. Cute.

[fionnuisce]

I am not and you can't prove it.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid shrugs.]

I don't need to prove it. I already believe it. Your argument is invalid.

[fionnuisce]

My argument is incredibly valid! Just because you think something doesn't make it true!

[oathshackledbird]

It does so.

[Diarmuid crosses his arms over his chest.]

It makes it true for me and that is all that matters.

[fionnuisce]

You're still wrong.

[oathshackledbird]

Only if I admit it, which I don't for the record.

Until something convinces me otherwise, you are cute. End of story.

[fionnuisce]

And until I'm convinced otherwise, you're an idiot.

[oathshackledbird]

I am perfectly fine with that.

[Diarmuid leans forward and drops a quick kiss on Waver's nose.]

I have no issues with being such a cutie's idiot.

[fionnuisce]

Y-you--!

[He's having trouble coming up with a response.]

[oathshackledbird]

I win? Yes, I think I have won this round, Mo Stór.

[He rests his head against Waver's shoulder.]

Don't feel bad. You put up a good fight.

[fionnuisce]

...Are you looking for another fight, because keep this up and you might just get one.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid is quiet for a few moments before finally speaking.]

It depends. Do I have to move? Because you are comfortable...

[fionnuisce]

. . .

You can't just say things like that when I'm trying to be annoyed.

[oathshackledbird]

Why is that?

[This is most certainly not a knowing look masquerading as an innocent one. Yes, it is.]

[fionnuisce]

You bloody well know why, damn it.

[oathshackledbird]

If I didn't know better, I would almost think you are accusing me of cheating to make you stop being annoyed with me.

[It's another not so innocent look. Where does he get them all?]

Would I do that?

[fionnuisce]

Y-yes you would, and stop looking at me like that!

[oathshackledbird]

Whatever for? Does it make it hard for you to be annoyed at me too?

[Oh please, Diarmuid...]

[fionnuisce]

[Diarmuid, you have frustrated Waver so much that he's going to kiss you just to shut you up.]

[Congratulations.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Well...that isn't the reaction that Diarmuid is expecting, but he certainly approves of it nonetheless. His arms find their way around Waver's waist again as he returns the kiss happily.

Maybe he needs to drive Waver to frustrated speechlessness more often...

Oops, that is probably not quite the result Waver intended from this course of action.]

[fionnuisce]

[DAMN YOU PAVLOV]

You're an idiot. I can't begin to stress that enough.

[oathshackledbird]

[Hehehe...]

And I can't begin to stress enough that I am perfectly happy being your idiot.

[As if the grin on his face as Diarmuid settles his head against Waver's shoulder again once the kiss has ended doesn't say it clearly enough...]

[fionnuisce]

Good. I should think that you'll be driving me up a wall for quite some time to come.