Call Out Meme: Version 5.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit: Closing this one out for now. Please put all new threads here! Thanks!
Fifth verse same as the first... It's new 'Call Me Out" Time!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 V
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[fionnuisce]

[Diarmuid, you have frustrated Waver so much that he's going to kiss you just to shut you up.]

[Congratulations.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Well...that isn't the reaction that Diarmuid is expecting, but he certainly approves of it nonetheless. His arms find their way around Waver's waist again as he returns the kiss happily.

Maybe he needs to drive Waver to frustrated speechlessness more often...

Oops, that is probably not quite the result Waver intended from this course of action.]

[fionnuisce]

[DAMN YOU PAVLOV]

You're an idiot. I can't begin to stress that enough.

[oathshackledbird]

[Hehehe...]

And I can't begin to stress enough that I am perfectly happy being your idiot.

[As if the grin on his face as Diarmuid settles his head against Waver's shoulder again once the kiss has ended doesn't say it clearly enough...]

[fionnuisce]

Good. I should think that you'll be driving me up a wall for quite some time to come.

[oathshackledbird]

Indeed. You might want to consider installing a loft or something up there. You know, to make it a little more comfortable...

[fionnuisce]

I don't know how I'll even make it up there, if you aim to be attached to me like this the whole time.

[oathshackledbird]

Well, there is always me carrying you...

[Diarmuid winks up at Waver.]

If you might find that more comfortable than this, that is...

[fionnuisce]

I'm quite fine with this, thank you very much.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid laughs, snuggling closer.]

Somehow I thought you would be, though we aren't going to get much cleaning done like this either.

[And part of him is curious at what else they might find...]

[fionnuisce]

[Waver laughed to himself, putting his arms securely around Diarmuid's shoulders.]

I'm rather content with getting nothing done for the moment, if this is the alternative.

[oathshackledbird]

You just don't want me finding anymore embarrassing books is all...

[Not that he is complaining.]

[fionnuisce]

You've found out my nefarious plan that had nothing to do whatsoever with wanting a hug from you. Congratulations.

[oathshackledbird]

I hardly think it can be called nefarious if I agree to it so readily.

[Diarmuid tightens his arms around Waver.]

But if calling it that makes you feel better...

[fionnuisce]

But of course, it's pure evil of me.

[oathshackledbird]

Just remember where I obviously learned it from the next time you say I am the nefarious one...

[fionnuisce]

Your capacity to learn evil from me will not go unappreciated.

[oathshackledbird]

Good, I expect you to put my evil skills to good use soon.

[A contented sigh slips from his mouth.]

Can we just have the maid show us the things she finds? Then, we can just stay like this.

[fionnuisce]

Or we could just give up on the cleaning for now in favor of something more entertaining, if you like.

[oathshackledbird]

Oh, I like the idea of entertaining.

[Diarmuid gives up his Waver-pillow in favor of giving his partner a curious look.]

What does my most Evil Overlord have in mind?

[fionnuisce]

I think I'll let the overlord-in-training decide. What do you think?

[oathshackledbird]

Me? I'm so honored to be given such an important responsibility. What should we do...

[Diarmuid falls quiet for several moments thinking on the question. Finally, an answer hits him.]

Why don't we build a tree house?

[Well...that came out of left field. Where the heck does he think they will find a tree to build that tree house in exactly?]

[fionnuisce]

...Hold on, what.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid gives Waver a disbelieving look.]

Do you really expect me to believe you don't know what a tree house is?

[fionnuisce]

Of course I do, but do you really think that's remotely plausible?

Because it isn't.