Call Out Meme: Version 5.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit: Closing this one out for now. Please put all new threads here! Thanks!
Fifth verse same as the first... It's new 'Call Me Out" Time!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 V
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[oathshackledbird]

Ah...point. It's a little different here than in the Tower.

[Diarmuid seems sad for a moment and then smiles again.]

I guess that just means I need to make you another hair clasp instead.

[fionnuisce]

I wouldn't mind if you did. But weren't we doing something else right now?

[oathshackledbird]

Ah, right.

[Diarmuid laughs and then pulls Waver gently toward the hallway.]

Lets go build a pillow fort!

[fionnuisce]

I'm coming, I'm coming. You don't have to drag me.

[oathshackledbird]

I could carry you if you would prefer...

[His voice is way too sing-song like...]

[fionnuisce]

And how did you plan on carrying me and a pile of pillows?

[oathshackledbird]

I carry you and you carry the pillows, of course!

[It's not really that hard to figure out, Waver...]

[fionnuisce]

[Sigh.]

If that would make you happy, I'll play along.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid laughs again, pausing long enough to pull Waver into a hug.]

You are being so kind to me today, but I won't take advantage of you. I think I can handle the pillows, if you can handle the walking.

[fionnuisce]

Hmph.

[Waver put his arms around Diarmuid's waist, hiding his face against the knight's shoulder.]

I don't see a problem in humoring a few silly requests. Especially if my reward is seeing you smile like that.

[oathshackledbird]

You mean like an overexcited two-year-old?

[Diarmuid rests his head against Waver's for a moment, smiling into his partner's hair.]

So what silly request do I have to fulfill to make you smile like that?

[fionnuisce]

I don't think I could even begin to imagine one. Since that's the case, let's start with yours.

[oathshackledbird]

Oh, I don't think it will be as difficult as you think.

[Something just a little wicked enters his grin.]

I bet I could make you smile if I started tickling you...

[fionnuisce]

...Please do not do this.

[oathshackledbird]

I take it that falls into the 'almost' part of the aforementioned almost anything?

[fionnuisce]

Yesitdoesnowarewedoingthisornot?

[oathshackledbird]

Yes, yes, of course.

[Diarmuid drops a quick kiss on the top of Waver's head and then lets his partner go so that he can start gathering pillows. He tucks them under his arms, stacks them as high as he can, and would probably balance them on his head if his hands weren't too full to put them there.

At least when he inevitably trips and falls, he will have something soft to land on...]

[fionnuisce]

....Diarmuid.

Would it kill you to hand me a few of those?

[oathshackledbird]

It...might?

[His voice is muffled by all the pillows.]

This is a very delicately balanced tower at the moment...

[fionnuisce]

[Sighing, Waver reached over and took a few pillows from the pile that had once been a recognizable Servant.]

Come on,idiot--you can show me how to build this thing.

[oathshackledbird]

I can see!

[Oh gods, he really is two...]

Well...first we have to build the walls and then...

[Diarmuid suddenly drops all the pillows he is carrying except for one and turns to hit Waver with it.]

...pillow fight!

[Yep, totally two.]

[fionnuisce]

Wait, wha--

[POMF]

[Aaaaand he's down for the count, so completely thrown off that he has no idea how to react.]

...?!

[Waver will just be here on the floor for a minute.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Well...that's not quite what he expected. Now, granted, Diarmuid has never had a pillow fight before himself, but what he has been told didn't go like this.

He looks down at Waver, quizzically.]

I...take it you don't have any more experience with a pillow fights than I do...

[fionnuisce]

What in god's name was that for?

[oathshackledbird]

It's kind of like a game... You know, a battle, only with pillows.

[Diarmuid suddenly seems unsure.]

The girls made it sound like a lot of fun...