Call Out Meme: Version 5.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit: Closing this one out for now. Please put all new threads here! Thanks!
Fifth verse same as the first... It's new 'Call Me Out" Time!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 V
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[oathshackledbird]

[Once he has the shape laid out, Diarmuid starts piling up pillows to be the back wall of their fort. However, he seems to notice he is the only one working and turns to Waver with a pout.]

Aren't you going to help me?

[fionnuisce]

Do I look like some kind of cushion architect? I wouldn't know how.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid rolls his eyes.]

You pick up a pillow and put it on the stack like so.

[He demonstrates with the pillow in his hand.]

That is...unless you want to build the moat...

[fionnuisce]

We're not putting a moat of any sort in my apartment.

[oathshackledbird]

With blankets, Mo Stór, with blankets.

[Diarmuid shakes his head and then points toward the bedroom they share.]

There are two blue blankets in the closet. That is what I was going to use.

[fionnuisce]

...I suddenly feel compelled to ask where you learned this particular pastime.

[oathshackledbird]

I had five children. Where do you think I learned it?

[Diarmuid shrugs.]

Besides, I like building things. Wood or pillows, it doesn't really matter to me.

[fionnuisce]

Well, suppose that's a point I can't really argue. Do you want me to get those blankets, or can I be of any use here?

[oathshackledbird]

If you would grab them, please. Also grab one more. We will need it for the roof...

[Pillows...just don't make a very good roof. Trust him.]

[fionnuisce]

Of course.

[Waver got up and walked into the next room, returning with a pile of blankets.]

[oathshackledbird]

[When he returns, Diarmuid is sitting next to a fallen wall with a look of concentration on his face. Looks like building has hit a snag.]

Why won't you balance like the other one? It's not like there is a big bump in you or anything...

[fionnuisce]

...Are we having a problem?

[oathshackledbird]

Yeah... For whatever reason, this pillow won't sit right and is causing instability in the whole wall. Every time I get a few pillows up on it, it collapses.

[Doesn't he sound way too into this? It's almost cute, really...]

[fionnuisce]

Oh, dear. What are we going to do about that?

[So adorable that Waver was going to humor him.]

[oathshackledbird]

I don't know. I could switch pillows, but none of the others fit this spot very well.

[Diarmuid runs a hand through his hair.]

There has got to be something that doesn't require me taking apart the other walls to switch those pillows...

[fionnuisce]

If only I had some magical substance capable of holding things.

Wherever would I find that.

[oathshackledbird]

Back in the hoarder's den under two hundred layers of dust.

[Diarmuid laughs.]

I think I saw it way back in a corner...

[fionnuisce]

Very funny. Do you want help or don't you?

[oathshackledbird]

I do. I do.

[Diarmuid sits back and motions toward the fort.]

By all means. Work your magic...

[fionnuisce]

[Waver summoned it with a few muttered words, maid reverting to a more formless shape to hold up the fort properly.]

Are you happy now?

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid looks over the reinforced fort with a critical eye and then nods.]

It will work, though, it feels kind of like cheating. Oh well! Onto the moat!

[fionnuisce]

Cheating, magic, whichever. I won't tell if you won't.

[oathshackledbird]

Deal.

[Diarmuid grabs the first of the blue blankets and starts to lay it around the fort.]

Want to install the other half of the moat for me?

[fionnuisce]

Of course.

[Waver laid down the second blanket, careful to arrange it the same way as Diarmuid was doing.]

[oathshackledbird]

Nice job! You are now an expert moat installer.

[It's a job in high demand, you know.]

Now we just have to put on the roof and we are done! It will be all ready to move into!