Call Out Meme: Version 5.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit: Closing this one out for now. Please put all new threads here! Thanks!
Fifth verse same as the first... It's new 'Call Me Out" Time!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 V
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[fionnuisce]

Nothing--I-I'm not being anything at all!

[oathshackledbird]

Because you always speed talk and stutter...

[Diarmuid grins knowingly.]

Is that something they taught you at the Clock Tower?

[fionnuisce]

[He'll just be hiding his face in his hands now.]

Y-you're ridiculous.

[oathshackledbird]

Says the magus with books like those in his collection...

[fionnuisce]

C-can we please change the subject?!

[oathshackledbird]

If you want, but for the record? You're really cute right now.

[Have a gentle kiss on the head, Waver.]

[fionnuisce]

I--I am not.

[oathshackledbird]

I don't lie. You are.

[He winks at Waver.]

But don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.

[fionnuisce]

Just because you don't lie doesn't mean you can't be wrong.

[oathshackledbird]

Perhaps, but in this case, I'm not.

You. Are. Cute.

[fionnuisce]

I am not and you can't prove it.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid shrugs.]

I don't need to prove it. I already believe it. Your argument is invalid.

[fionnuisce]

My argument is incredibly valid! Just because you think something doesn't make it true!

[oathshackledbird]

It does so.

[Diarmuid crosses his arms over his chest.]

It makes it true for me and that is all that matters.

[fionnuisce]

You're still wrong.

[oathshackledbird]

Only if I admit it, which I don't for the record.

Until something convinces me otherwise, you are cute. End of story.

[fionnuisce]

And until I'm convinced otherwise, you're an idiot.

[oathshackledbird]

I am perfectly fine with that.

[Diarmuid leans forward and drops a quick kiss on Waver's nose.]

I have no issues with being such a cutie's idiot.

[fionnuisce]

Y-you--!

[He's having trouble coming up with a response.]

[oathshackledbird]

I win? Yes, I think I have won this round, Mo Stór.

[He rests his head against Waver's shoulder.]

Don't feel bad. You put up a good fight.

[fionnuisce]

...Are you looking for another fight, because keep this up and you might just get one.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid is quiet for a few moments before finally speaking.]

It depends. Do I have to move? Because you are comfortable...

[fionnuisce]

. . .

You can't just say things like that when I'm trying to be annoyed.

[oathshackledbird]

Why is that?

[This is most certainly not a knowing look masquerading as an innocent one. Yes, it is.]

[fionnuisce]

You bloody well know why, damn it.