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Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses.
♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their ~~name~~ journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x )
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy!
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

meme code.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

...I don't believe that for a second. Don't pull that kind of shit on me.

[There was no way.]

I do want a child... I'd like three but that would mean I'd need to be pregnant within the next two months for even the chance. [She smiled slightly.] My parents would like more. But I'd be happy with three.

[Picking up her coffee.]

...What is your job, anyways? Not that... I'd expect you to have one. I make more than enough for you to live comfortably without working.

Geez... What? Do you wanna see my driver's license as proof or something?

[Cu Chulainn reaches into one of the back pockets of his pants and fishes out his driver's license, tossing it at her. Yes, he is wearing the same shirt in the picture on it that he is now.]

See! 33 as of last month.

[He laughs.]

My brother was always sayin' I'd never make it passed 30 with my luck. Showed him.

As for work, it varies by day. I gotta group of places I go 'round to and see if they need help with anything. Fixin' stuff, making deliveries. just 'bout anything really.

...The worst thing of all is that you're the oldest suitor to come through here. The next oldest? 25.

[She groans, rubbing her face.]

You might not make it past forty with your attitude but we'll see.

...Mm. That's a job you could do with a child. You'd just need a nice car and maybe a nanny to help you out.

I've made it this far, haven't I? I sure don't have any plans of checking out anytime soon. 'Sides, you should be happy! Seems even if your folks don't much understand you, they do know you need a good young guy to keep up with your young heart.

[Is he...flirting with her? Yep. He's flirting with her...]

Right now I just walk place to place. I got a license, but I don't really drive. I'd rather just take my time and enjoy the scenery. Most my jobs don't have a timetable. Long as it is done that day, it's all good.

Cute. I don't need a young man. Because all the young men think about is furthering their careers. I need a man who doesn't care. I'll be a... 'sugar mama' as they call it.

[And she doesn't even notice.]

Right, well, if you raise kids, you might need to actually drive. Again, something I need to know before I completely dismiss you.

'Sugar Mama?'

[Cu Chulainn can't help it. He breaks out laughing.]

Nah. Just cause you're a business woman, don't mean you gotta go callin' yourself something so derogatory. Who really cares if he's younger if you're a good team when it comes to the family stuff? Age is justa number!

Now for the driving. Didn't I just show you my license? I know the pic's good and I don't blame you for maybe wanting to see it again, but the real thing's better, you know!

[He winks at her.]

'Sides haven't you been saying this whole time I'd be takin' care of the kids? If I want 'em to walk so they don't forget how like some of these kids nowadays, what's the big deal? Nature's a great thing. You should check it out sometime if you haven't recently.

...You know that's what most men say to a much younger woman. 'Age is just a number'. I never thought I'd ever hear that.

[She sighed, looking him over.]

You're pretty cheeky. Is it a wonder you're still single like me?

[Moving over to tap his nose.]

I'm just saying. You're going to want to drive occasionally. That's why you'll have a car too.

Fine. Fine.

[Cu Chulainn waves his hand dismissively.]

I know how ta pick my fights when it comes to a lady. If ya insist, I ain't gonna fight it. There will be other fights.

[He snaps playfully at her finger when she pokes him.]

Gettin' frisky with me now, Lass?

And we'll see how many of those you win.

[She leans over the table.]

If you want frisky, marriage first. I'm... saving myself for it.

Oh, are ya?

[Cu Chulainn leans forward and then very quickly, licks her on the nose before leaning back with a laugh.]

That mean we're married now?

No.

[Just such a straight answer, kicking him hard in the shins.]

If you want to get married to me, you have to get a suit and help me plan everything. Because we're married by the end of the month.

[Her reaction amuses Cu Chulainn enough that he doesn't bother trying to dodge the kick.]

I didn't think this was my choice. Ain't it you who gets ta make the final call? You gonna send me packin' like the others or do I gotta figure out how the hell I'm gonna afford a monkey suit in such a short 'mount of time?

[She sighs and leans forward.]

I can say I want to marry you but I can't make you marry me. And... yes, you will need to wear a tuxedo. Unless you're interested in being the one in the wedding dress... I wouldn't mind that at all.

[Cu Chulainn is silent for a moment before breaking out into a fit of helpless laughter. Once he finally finishes--and it takes a while--he props a leg up on the table.]

Do I look like I got the legs to pull off a dress?

...Let me rephrase that.

[She looks at his legs.]

I'm wearing a tuxedo. You can either wear a tuxedo and pay for it, or you wear a wedding dress and I'll pay for it.

[Cu Chulainn laughs, running a hand over one of his legs before dropping them back down and resting his chin in one hand to look at her.]

Do ya like 'em? Ya think your parents gonna be okay with a guy in a dress? Wouldn't be the first time for me, by the way. My friends and I gotta...unique sense of humor. Got some real amusin' stories I could tell ya. Sure to make ya smile.

They're fine. They're legs... what more do you want from me?

[She sighs and leans back.]

It's my wedding, I'm paying for it, they can deal with you being in the wedding dress. And I hope you take this seriously.

I'm gonna have to teach ya how ta take the time ta enjoy some of the finer things, ain't I? Guess that's not such a bad thing...

[He rolls his eyes and laughs at her next statement.]

I'm gonna be in a dress. Do ya really expect me ta take anything seriously while I'm dressed like that?

Yes I do.

[She moves to cross her arms.]

You are going to be in a dress and you are going to not do anything to embarrass me or make me look stupid or I guarantee that'll be the last good night you have.

[Cu Chulainn throws up his hands defensively.]

Whoa, whoa, easy there! No need ta be so stern....

[He winks at her and then laughs.]

So, since I'm gonna be in the dress, do I get ta pick the colors for the wedding? 'Cause, ya know, I think I deserve ta get ta do that at least.

We'll see about that.

[She sighs a bit.]

I don't even get to pick the colors. Pretty much all that's under my control is what you wear and what I wear.

[A serious look suddenly crosses his face.]

You wanna pick 'em that much? I ain't gonna take that 'way from you then. Just...try an' remember to pick somethin' that won't clash too much with this mop.

[Cu Chulainn gives his ponytail a playful pull and shake.]

An' don't put me in white. Definitely don't wanna see this lug in white...

I don't think you understood me... or even tried to.

[She sighs.]

My only choices are what you and I wear. I don't get to pick the colors. They'd be red and black if I did.

[She sighs.]

It's a wedding for my parents sake.

No, I do understand. They make demands of you. You make demands of me.

[He gives her a serious look.]

Don't ya think it's time to stop that? It's your wedding no matter why it's happenin'.

[Cu Chulainn leans forward over the table so he's closer to her.]

A wedding's a new start on life. Pick the colors. If ya parents don't like it, they can deal. They don't wanna deal? We can do find a preacher on our own. They ain't hard to find. If they want any part of this wedding of yours, they best let you have this.

One step ta break free. Ya don't really wanna live like this forever, do ya?

[...Maybe he had a point. Despite how much she cared for her parents, they did things their way and expected her to do the same.

...Not anymore.]

Cancel any plans. We're eloping immediately.

[She stood up and moved over. Grabbing his shoulder.]

Followed by a long and well deserved honeymoon. Any complaints will be ignored until we get there.

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