Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[magmamountain]

...Before you worry about making it good, let's make sure we take care of the main issue.

[Which was a child. She moved past him and got into the limo, making sure he got in too.]

Make it decent, at the least. Good isn't even on my radar yet.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Ya keep insistin' that 'work' and fun gotta be separate.

[Cu Chulainn shakes his head as he settles into the limo next to her.]

Seriously, gettin' the job done can be fun an' feel good too. I promise!

[magmamountain]

I'm less concerned about it being fun.

[She looks at him and pushes him down in the seat as they begin to drive off.]

If it's fun, then fine. I'll go along with it. But it's not a main priority.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

I really gotta change those priories...

[As she pushes him down, Cu Chulainn reaches over and pulls her into his lap.]

Want me to start those lessons now? Ain't like we got anythin' else goin' on at the moment!

[magmamountain]

[She grumbles and pushes his head away, climbing off of his lap.]

I think not. You'll wait.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn laughs, but doesn't try to force her to stay. In all honesty, he had expected such a reaction.]

Well, they say good things come to those who wait. Waitin' won't be a bad thing. Just a borin' one. So now what? How ya gonna keep me distracted while we drive? Can't promise I'll be good long if I get too bored...

[And as if to prove his point, his hand inches its way across the seat to her leg.]

[magmamountain]

[He did have a good point. So he had to distract him in the best way possible.]

...Our honeymoon will be on the beach, what kind of swimsuit should I wear?

[That hand touches her, he won't have it after that.]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Fortunately for Cu Chulainn, her question causes him to pull his hand back so he can prop his elbow on his knee and his chin in his hand.]

Don't suppose there's a chance it'll be a nude beach, hu?

[He shrugs, not bothering to wait for an answer.]

One or two piece. It don't matter. Just pick what ya think makes ya look good. Your honeymoon, your choice. You're making your own decisions now, remember? I don't really know ya well enough to blind guess what would look good on ya. 'Sides, it won't matter much if ya don't feel comfortable in it. Confidence is the important thing.

[magmamountain]

If there is, I won't be going down.

[She has too much class for that, sorry.]

And I'm only asking you to keep your attention on something besides getting in my pants! So think about it for the rest of the ride there.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Too bad. Ya certainly have the body for it, but some don't really go for all that. It's okay.

[Cu Chulainn relaxes back in the seat, crossing his arms behind his head.]

Look, you're trying too hard to distract me. I ain't really that focused on getting in your pants.

[He turns his head toward her, a sudden serious look on his face.]

I gotta few questions I'd like ta ask. That okay?

[magmamountain]

...Well that hand seemed to say differently.

[But fine, she wasn't going to argue it anymore. She looked right back at him.]

That's fine. You are my husband, after all.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn looks at the offending hand and then flicks it like it's a bad puppy.]

Gotta mind of its own sometimes...

[He then shrugs.]

So, somethin' I gotta know. After we're married and all, do I gotta listen to your parents? I mean, just how much of us they gonna try and control? I'm signin' up to listen to you, not them. They an' I ain't gonna get 'long well if they try an' tell me things ta make ya do, for instance.

[magmamountain]

You're asking two different questions there.

[She chuckled.]

Do you have to listen to them? Yes. Do you have to do what they tell you to? No.

[Crossing her legs.]

They will tell you to make me quit my job, become a housewife, and things like that. And no matter what you tell them, they will always ask. However, if you respect me, you will not do what they tell you to.

[She looks at him.]

Think about it like this. You wouldn't tell me if a hot woman flirted with you. Put them on that level.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[For a moment, Cu Chulainn is distracted by those legs, but then he nods in understanding.]

Good. 'Cause I really had no plans of makin' ya do any of that shit. I can smile an' nod with the best of 'em, though.

So, that leads to the next question... They're gonna annoy the shit out of me askin' over an' over for shit I ain't gonna do. Do I get to annoy 'em back? Tell a few...exaggerated tales just ta piss 'em off?

[magmamountain]

Then I expect you to do that. If you're listening to me instead, that is.

[She hummed for a moment on that.]

As long as it doesn't embarrass me, it's fine.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn raises an eyebrow.]

Aww...a little embarrassment don't hurt anyone. If ya really don't want me ta do that, ya better let me know what ya consider embarrassin'.

[magmamountain]

Anything that involves our sex life. If it's below the pants, don't do it.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

An' what if they straight out ask me 'bout that? Then what? Ya want me to just ignore 'em?

[He grins at her.]

'Cause I have no problem ignorin' 'em. Not with how annoyin' they are bound ta be.

[magmamountain]

However you wish to deal with them. You're a smart man, I assume.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn laughs.]

Most people prefer ta call me a smart ass 'stead of smart, but I think I can handle 'em. Just don't wanna do anything to upset you or put ya in a bad spot since we're gonna be a team now.

[magmamountain]

I hope you'll ask if you aren't sure. And not just assume something.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Course I will!

[He leans forward, suddenly looking very serious.]

Look, 'spite the act, I ain't dumb. I ain't gonna do anythin' to mess this up for ya. Ya need your freedom too much.

[magmamountain]

The sentiment is nice but it means very little without action.

[Put up or shut up basically]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Oh, don't ya worry! I'm definitely a man of action.

[Cu Chulainn grins and then settles back into the seat.]

Just be sure ta tell me whatcha need from me an' I'll do it.

[magmamountain]

You don't want to place a limit on that? How do you know I'll be asking nice things of you?