Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[magmamountain]

Maybe I'll make you wear nothing but female clothing for the rest of your life. How would you feel about that?

[Because she wore the pants and pants at all times.]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

How 'bout I just wear nothin'? Would make shoppin' a lot easier...

[He winks at her to show he's joking.]

Only problem with both those plans is ya said I'd be watchin' over the kiddos. People might get the wrong idea they see me dressin' like that.

[magmamountain]

Those people don't matter.

[Although him being naked all the time might be fun, she does not want to keep paying bail money.]

I am the only person who matters. And you'll do as I say.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

It will matter if those folks are always tryin' ta put me in jail, but you're the boss. I'll let you handle all that.

[Once they get up to the doors of the courthouse, he opens them for her with an over-dramatic flourish.]

After you...

[magmamountain]

If you aren't flashing yourself to them, I don't see why you'd go into jail.

[She just nodded to that and headed inside, taking long strides towards where they needed to go.]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[He almost makes a joke about how he'd be be flashing everyone by default if he was naked all the time, but lets the subject drop as they enter the building. Cu Chulainn actually finds himself rather glad for his long legs at this point. She can sure cover ground when she wants to.]

So ya just want me to smile an' nod an' sign on the line when they ask me ta?

[magmamountain]

Unless you have any objections to it.

[And make her look like a complete fool so she'll try to kill you.]

Do you have any right this moment?

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Nope.

[Cu Chulainn shakes his head.]

Woulda walked 'way a while ago if I did.

[magmamountain]

Then do as you're told.

[She looks at him.]

And save any complaints until afterwards.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn grins and leans in close to her.]

Do I look like I'm complainin'?

[magmamountain]

I don't know.

[She looks at him.]

We've really just met.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Then let me give ya a freebie as a meetin' gift.

[He grins even wider, reaching out to tap her on the nose.]

I ain't complaining. If I was, you'd know.

[magmamountain]

Mmm, let's hope I never find out then.

[She winces a bit at the tap on the nose.]

Don't do that again.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn frowns.]

What? I ain't allowed to show ya affection? Or just not in public?

[magmamountain]

Would you relax? I didn't say that.

[She straightens herself up.]

I don't like my nose getting touched.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Ya don't? Why not?

[He gives it a closer look.]

It's real cute...

[magmamountain]

I just don't.

[She moves to cover it up.]

Touching it makes me want to sneeze.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Ummm...

[He gives her hands a curious look.]

Then maybe ya shouldn't be coverin' it right now, 'less ya wanna have a sneezin' fit?

[magmamountain]

What?

[She blinks and before she can realize it, she starts to go into a rather long sneezing fit.]

G... get me some... achoo! tissues!

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Ah...where? Ya act like I know this place...

[He doesn't wait for an answer, though. Instead, his red eyes scan the area for an open office. When he finds one, he ducks into it. A few moments later, he pops back out again with a tissue box.]

Here.

[magmamountain]

[She takes the box and starts to clean up her nose away from him, sneezing into it, followed by a long blowing sound before she throws the bunch away.]

Much better, thanks.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

You're welcome.

[Cu Chulainn grins at her.]

See? I'm pretty useful to have 'round, ain't I?

[magmamountain]

[She sniffled a bit.]

Yes. You have proven yourself as useful as pockets.

[She's a great wife.]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Despite the dig, Cu Chulainn doesn't really seem upset.]

Hey, pockets are pretty damned useful! Now, I just gotta work my way up. Gives me a challenge ta work on.

[magmamountain]

We will see if you make it any higher.

[He probably won't. But she finds him attractive.]

Now, let's begin.