Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[magmamountain]

I hope you'll ask if you aren't sure. And not just assume something.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Course I will!

[He leans forward, suddenly looking very serious.]

Look, 'spite the act, I ain't dumb. I ain't gonna do anythin' to mess this up for ya. Ya need your freedom too much.

[magmamountain]

The sentiment is nice but it means very little without action.

[Put up or shut up basically]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Oh, don't ya worry! I'm definitely a man of action.

[Cu Chulainn grins and then settles back into the seat.]

Just be sure ta tell me whatcha need from me an' I'll do it.

[magmamountain]

You don't want to place a limit on that? How do you know I'll be asking nice things of you?

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn raise an eyebrow at her, but doesn't seem to worried.]

Ya plannin' on askin' bad things of me? I ain't 'faid of a few bad things, ya know... Just don't go askin' me ta hurt any innocents an' we're good.

[magmamountain]

Innocents? Definitely not.

[She chuckles.]

Anyone I ask you to hurt won't be innocent at all.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Well then, I don't see where we'd have any problems.

[Cu Chulainn winks at her.]

If it's someone deservin' ta be hurt, I ain't got a problem seein' to it they are.

[magmamountain]

Mmm, you might be a good husband after all.

[She chuckles.]

A very good husband indeed.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn laughs as well, letting his head fall back against the seat so he can look up at the ceiling.]

Ain't ever settled for bein' less than the best 'fore, and I don't plan on startin' now. Lucky for you...

[magmamountain]

Indeed. Lucky for me.

[They ended up at the courthouse after not too long and she stepped out when the door was held open for her.]

You're going to wear some feminine clothing for me, though. Just so you remember who wears the pants here.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Sounds like someone likes the idea of a guy in girl's clothes a bit more then she's lettin' on.

[Cu Chulainn winks at her as he gets out of the car.]

Good thing I'm such an easygoin' guy.

[magmamountain]

Maybe I'll make you wear nothing but female clothing for the rest of your life. How would you feel about that?

[Because she wore the pants and pants at all times.]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

How 'bout I just wear nothin'? Would make shoppin' a lot easier...

[He winks at her to show he's joking.]

Only problem with both those plans is ya said I'd be watchin' over the kiddos. People might get the wrong idea they see me dressin' like that.

[magmamountain]

Those people don't matter.

[Although him being naked all the time might be fun, she does not want to keep paying bail money.]

I am the only person who matters. And you'll do as I say.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

It will matter if those folks are always tryin' ta put me in jail, but you're the boss. I'll let you handle all that.

[Once they get up to the doors of the courthouse, he opens them for her with an over-dramatic flourish.]

After you...

[magmamountain]

If you aren't flashing yourself to them, I don't see why you'd go into jail.

[She just nodded to that and headed inside, taking long strides towards where they needed to go.]

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[He almost makes a joke about how he'd be be flashing everyone by default if he was naked all the time, but lets the subject drop as they enter the building. Cu Chulainn actually finds himself rather glad for his long legs at this point. She can sure cover ground when she wants to.]

So ya just want me to smile an' nod an' sign on the line when they ask me ta?

[magmamountain]

Unless you have any objections to it.

[And make her look like a complete fool so she'll try to kill you.]

Do you have any right this moment?

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Nope.

[Cu Chulainn shakes his head.]

Woulda walked 'way a while ago if I did.

[magmamountain]

Then do as you're told.

[She looks at him.]

And save any complaints until afterwards.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

[Cu Chulainn grins and leans in close to her.]

Do I look like I'm complainin'?

[magmamountain]

I don't know.

[She looks at him.]

We've really just met.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Then let me give ya a freebie as a meetin' gift.

[He grins even wider, reaching out to tap her on the nose.]

I ain't complaining. If I was, you'd know.

[magmamountain]

Mmm, let's hope I never find out then.

[She winces a bit at the tap on the nose.]

Don't do that again.