Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[oathshackledbird]

It's not ridiculous at all!

[Diarmuid bops Waver on the nose.]

And you know I don't lie.

[velveteenmage]

Y-you just say things that don't make any sense.

[oathshackledbird]

My words make perfect sense, thank you very much!

[Diarmuid pouts at Waver.]

It's not my fault you don't listen well...

[velveteenmage]

I listen perfectly well, thank you very much!

[oathshackledbird]

Oh? Do we need to clean out your hears then since you don't seem to be hearing me right?

[Diarmuid leans forward and nibbles on one of Waver's ears.]

I don't know... They seem pretty clean to me...

[velveteenmage]

GAH--! What d-d-do you think you're doing?!

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid snickers softly.]

Tasting you? To see how clean you are?

[Totally logical, right?]

[velveteenmage]

Th-that doesn't make any sense at all!

[oathshackledbird]

All right. You have me there. That didn't make any sense.

[Diarmuid grins.]

I just did it to see your reaction.

[velveteenmage]

...You're evil sometimes, you know that?

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid gives Waver a look of mock shock.]

But how can I be evil? I'm a hero...

[velveteenmage]

A secretly nefarious and evil one.

[oathshackledbird]

Now you are the one speaking nonsense.

[Diarmuid's eyes twinkle with mischief.]

Everyone knows heroes aren't evil and nefarious. Not even secretly!

[velveteenmage]

No, you're questioning my logic! Quit it!

[fear the pouting teenager, diarmuid.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Doesn't work when said pouting teenager is so cute...

Diarmuid laughs and reaches out to tweak Waver's nose.]

Or what? What will you do to me if I keep questioning?

[velveteenmage]

I'll--I'll be angry, don't think I won't!

[Pictured: Waver Velvet when angry.]

[oathshackledbird]

[So Waver is cute and slightly prickly when mad. Duly noted. Not helping his case, though...]

Oh no! You will be angry. What will you do to me when you are angry?

[velveteenmage]

[Failing to come up with a response, Waver just crossed his arms and sat there with an indignant look not unlike '>:T']

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid can't help but laugh.]

You realize you are adorable when you pout?

[velveteenmage]

I'm not pouting.

[Yes he is.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Clearly.]

If you aren't pouting, then what are you doing?

[velveteenmage]

Trying to figure out how to deal with your specific brand of evil.

[oathshackledbird]

That again?

[Diarmuid laughs.]

Well...am I allowed to give you a hint? I think my brand of evil is weak against kisses. But it's not been proven...

[velveteenmage]

...That's just nefarious.

[Hmph.]

I started the last one. It's your turn.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid places a hand against his chest and gives Waver an innocent look.]

It's a weakness. How can it be nefarious? But if you insist I will go first.

[He winks at Waver.]

Just don't blame me if the kiss lures you to the dark side...