Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[velveteenmage]

I'll--I'll be angry, don't think I won't!

[Pictured: Waver Velvet when angry.]

[oathshackledbird]

[So Waver is cute and slightly prickly when mad. Duly noted. Not helping his case, though...]

Oh no! You will be angry. What will you do to me when you are angry?

[velveteenmage]

[Failing to come up with a response, Waver just crossed his arms and sat there with an indignant look not unlike '>:T']

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid can't help but laugh.]

You realize you are adorable when you pout?

[velveteenmage]

I'm not pouting.

[Yes he is.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Clearly.]

If you aren't pouting, then what are you doing?

[velveteenmage]

Trying to figure out how to deal with your specific brand of evil.

[oathshackledbird]

That again?

[Diarmuid laughs.]

Well...am I allowed to give you a hint? I think my brand of evil is weak against kisses. But it's not been proven...

[velveteenmage]

...That's just nefarious.

[Hmph.]

I started the last one. It's your turn.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid places a hand against his chest and gives Waver an innocent look.]

It's a weakness. How can it be nefarious? But if you insist I will go first.

[He winks at Waver.]

Just don't blame me if the kiss lures you to the dark side...

[velveteenmage]

Please. You should know by now I'm utterly incorruptible.

[oathshackledbird]

That sounds like a challenge and you know how I love challenges...

[Saying no more he leans forward to kiss Waver. It starts as a gentle pressing of lips, but it doesn't stay that way long and Diarmuid soon starts to deepen the kiss.]

[velveteenmage]

[Waver tensed up for a moment at first, shoulders going rigid before gradually relaxing. Not entirely certain just how to proceed, he leaned against Diarmuid slightly and hesitantly started to return it.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid smiles slightly, pleased when Waver relaxes and starts returning the kiss. His tongue flicks out to tease his friend's lips. Hopefully, the teasing will coax Waver to be a little more aggressive himself.]

[velveteenmage]

[There's really only so much one can do when they're this small. But to his credit Waver did at least seem to be trying--even if his face was so red it seemed like his head was about to explode.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid catches sight of Waver's red face, and with a last flick of his tongue, pulls back, resting his head against his friend's shoulder.]

I am now weakened and at your mercy. Just what will you do with me?

[velveteenmage]

C-call you an idiot, you overdramatic idiot. What on earth am I supposed to do?

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid rolls his eyes up at Waver, eyebrow raised.]

Oh, come on. I am completely at your mercy. Can't you be even a little creative?

[velveteenmage]

What're yo-

[Diarmuid you're gonna make the kid short-circuit.]

What are you implying?!

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid can't help but smirk slightly.]

I am implying nothing, though I would certainly be interested in knowing what you think I'm implying...

[velveteenmage]

I am not sleeping with you while I'm stuck like this!

[...phrasing, Waver...]

[oathshackledbird]

[Now it's Diarmuid's turn to turn red. He sits up rather suddenly and gives Waver a surprised look.]

I-I didn't mean... I wasn't... Waver, I...

[velveteenmage]

...I-I'm s-sorry--I wasn't trying to imply--shit why am I so bad at this...

[THE MOST ELOQUENT PAIR EVER.]

[oathshackledbird]

[They learned from the best. Each other! Oops... Aengus is so shaking his head and facepalming right now...]

No! I...just...

[Diarmuid looks away, eyes closing for a moment.]

I just didn't know you thought about... I mean, I know we are close, but... I'm just going to shut up now.

[velveteenmage]

Oh my god I'm so sorry I need to keep my mouth shut.

[Pressing his hands to his face, Waver looked like he was praying for the ability to sink into the floor and disappear.]