Call Out Meme: Version 4.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit:  As with the others, this one is starting to get big so I am closing it to new threads now.  Please post all new threads here!  As always feel free to continue any threads that are still on going.
Have a new "Call Me Out" to break in since the old one is starting to get big again!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 IV
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[oathbrokentusk]

Isn't that a lot of trouble just for me?

[His expression suddenly becomes downcast.]

Perhaps, you should just go alone...

[fucknoflat]

It's no fun if you don't come along with me, though.

[He crosses his arms and pouts. It makes him look less mature than Berserker, even.]

[oathbrokentusk]

Ah...

[Berserker's hands twitch uselessly at that look. He isn't sure how to deal with it. He just knows it makes him feel bad he has caused it.]

Please...don't be sad. I will go...

[fucknoflat]

[He perks up immediately.]

Wait here. I'll get you your stuff.

[And he starts digging around in his piles of trash, throwing coats and hats at Berserker as he goes.]

[oathbrokentusk]

[While he's having to dodge the things being thrown at him, Berserker can't help but smile. Eventually, once he has an appropriate hat, coat, scarf, and gloves, he walks up behind Flatt and gently taps him on the shoulder.]

You can stop digging now. I have what I need...

[fucknoflat]

Let me see...

[Flatt turns around to see Berserker all dressed up.]

Perfect! Nobody's gonna say you look out of place now!

[oathbrokentusk]

Are you sure? This all feels...strange.

[He picks at the scarf.]

People really wear all of this?

[fucknoflat]

Yeah, if it's winter. Or if you wanna hide your face from somebody else.

[oathbrokentusk]

Well...I do have to hide my face.

[Berserker pulls the scarf a little tighter.]

I don't want to accidentally get my brother in trouble.

[fucknoflat]

Let's see...I think you're all set now...

[He looks around the room, and happens to find Nestor.]

...Would you like to take Nestor out with you too? We can...stick him in a drinking fountain or something.

[oathbrokentusk]

[Berserker smiles, actually considering the idea of taking his new pet with him for a moment, but then shakes his head.]

I am not used to having a pet yet, and we aren't sure how well this little outing will go. Maybe next time? If nothing goes wrong? I don't want anything to happen to him...

[If they get attacked, the turtle will be the least of his worries even if it would break his heart later on to have something happen to him.]

[fucknoflat]

[Flatt shrugs and places the turtle on top of the the (television?) screen.]

Sure, let's have him wait here.

[He goes to grab Berserker's hand.]

Now, come on. Let's go.

[oathbrokentusk]

[Berserker gives his grabbed hand an odd look. He is still not used to being touched like this--so freely and openly. It's nice even if his sense of touch is muted enough that he can only just feel Flatt's hand on his.]

He can guard your room while we are gone!

[It's a soft sound. Probably as close as Berserker can come to laughter, but it is there nonetheless.]

[fucknoflat]

[Meanwhile, Flatt is already looking ahead, paying no attention to Berserker's odd look.]

Turtle lasers to the face! Enough to keep anything out.

[He just hopes it won't be spamming lasers at them anytime soon.]

[oathbrokentusk]

Turtle lasers?

[Berserker follows along behind his master, voice confused.]

Can...he really shoot lasers?

[fucknoflat]

I think he can. I built that into him. But I've never tried to make him fire at anything yet.

[Flatt doubles back to make sure that the door is locked and all the charms set into place before moving briskly down the hall.]

Do you wanna try?

[oathbrokentusk]

Try what? You mean getting him to fire the lasers?

[Berserker gives Flatt a questioning look.]

How would we do that?

[fucknoflat]

Well...probably by pretending something is attacking me? Or pretending something is attacking him?

[oathbrokentusk]

[Berserker frowns.]

Is there really no other way than scaring him?

[He doesn't like the idea of scaring his new pet...]

[fucknoflat]

He was made to be a weapon and he doesn't listen to me all that much...so I don't think there's any other way besides scaring him.

[oathbrokentusk]

Can...I try talking to him? Maybe he will listen to me?

[After all, Berserker's not exactly human. He lived longer as a boar than he did a child. Maybe he will be able to reach another animal where someone who has been human all their life cannot.]

[fucknoflat]

Sure, you're welcome to try. If you can speak his language, that is.

[He does his best to imitate a turtle noise.]

...I certainly can't

[oathbrokentusk]

[Berserker laughs softly at the attempt.]

You don't need to literally speak turtle to speak to him. There are other ways. My father was a druid, after all. Let me try when we return from our walk.

[fucknoflat]

[His eyes light up.]

Woah, what, really? Cool! So if he was a druid, did he know other tricks than just talking to animals?

[oathbrokentusk]

He knew many many 'tricks' as you say. There is a reason my lessons started so young. It takes a very long time to learn all there is to learn about being a druid.

[Berserker pauses a moment and then shakes his head.]

Actually, you can never fully learn everything. A true druid never stops learning.