Call Out Meme: Version 3.0-The Overflow Version

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 III: Overflow Version
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[penisenvy]

...Fine!

[She looks at him.]

You clear out first. I'll follow.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid narrows his eyes at her.]

I don't think so. We came in together; we go out together.

[penisenvy]

Fine. Spirit form, then?

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid nods. While Assassin will like still likely be able to track them even in spirit form, the monsters, at least, will probably have a much harder time doing so with them invisible.]

When you are ready. Lets get out of here and regroup.

[penisenvy]

Alright.

[With that, she enters her spirit form and bounds away from the graveyeard as quickly as she can go.]

[oathshackledbird]

[As she vanishes from sight, he follows suit glad that she is not arguing about this. A few monsters appear as they flee the graveyard, but as predicted they cannot seem to pinpoint the servants in spirit form.

Diarmuid can't help but think it's almost too easy. It's not a good feeling.]

[penisenvy]

[Mordred materializes.]

...Where do we go now?

[If anyone is tailing them, then surely, returning to their Masters would be dangerous...]

[oathshackledbird]

[After taking a moment to visually search the area, Diarmuid reappears at her side. He's spotted nothing obvious following them, but considering the tricks this master and servant have thrown at them already, he has no doubt there is probably something.]

It needs to be someplace defensible. It would be nice if we could somehow contact our masters and let them know that someone is feeding them false information. I would prefer if we put no innocent people at risk in the process.

[penisenvy]

Yes, do you know any area that would match the description?

[She's thing about the locations she's seen.]

If you do not, I know some abandoned houses toward an old section of the city.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid presses his lips together and shakes his head.]

When I am not specifically out on a mission or patrolling our base, my master doesn't allow me to explore the area as others do. I am afraid this choice will have to be made by you. I am sorry I cannot be of more help.

[penisenvy]

Then follow me.

[She dashes off toward the houses she remembers.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid nods, following silently. He is thankful that it seems her master is not so strict when it comes to controlling her actions. They might have been in trouble had that been the case.

Not for the first time he finds himself annoyed by his master's choices, but he is his master and Diarmuid promised to serve him. Annoyance means nothing in the face of that oath.]

[penisenvy]

[While Saber is grateful for her relative freedom, she is also frustrated that Kiritsugu pays little attention to her, and only orders her to take certain measures when it suits him. He is her Master, and yet he never acts like one.]

[After a while, she arrives at the house.]

...This is it. Nothing nice.

[oathshackledbird]

It doesn't need to be. It just needs to give us a safe place to regroup.

[Diarmuid gives her a comforting smile.]

Don't worry so much. Shall we go in?

[penisenvy]

[She walks into the house and plops down in a corner.]

...I wish that Assassin would act already if he or his Master were tracking us. Then we could get over with.

[She closes her eyes.]

I'm not worrying about myself. Just Irisviel.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid nods. He can't really say he understands her worry for her master. Of course, he worries about his but only in that way that one sworn to protect another does. Somehow, Diarmuid thinks that Saber's worry goes deeper than that.]

Is there any way we can contact them from here? A phone maybe?

[penisenvy]

Hell if I know.

[She shrugs.]

I didn't check. And even if I did, I don't know Irisviel's number.

[oathshackledbird]

I know my master's...

[If for no other reason than the man had complained bitterly about the technology in the room one night.]

He might not be the best person to contact, but he would be better than no one knowing right?

[penisenvy]

Fine. Find me a phone somewhere and I'll call.

[Though, considering this old wreck of a house, it's likely any phones have long been disconnected.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid actually has to smile at that as he starts searching the room they are in for a phone. He has little hope of finding one that works, but he's still going to try.]

Do you really think he will listen to you? Be honest. You just want to yell at him for how he treats me...

[penisenvy]

Yeah, I'd like to do that. Don't worry, I'll threaten him until he listens.

[oathshackledbird]

Of course you will...wait, what?

[He gives her a startled look.]

No! You can't do that!

[Do you really think he would ever listen, Saber?]

[penisenvy]

Why not? It'll be good for him. Learn there's stuff that he can't mess with.

[oathshackledbird]

Saber...he will never learn.

[Diarmuid shakes his head, expression regretful.]

I am usually optimistic about these kinds of things, but...

[penisenvy]

I'll tell you that he won't get you back until he listens. How's that?