Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit:  I'm going to close this one to new threads now.  Feel free to continue old ones, but start all new ones here, please!  Thank you!
Since the first one is getting so big, here is a new one! Feel free to continue any thread in the old one, but start all new threads here! Thanks!



【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[radiantface]

Yes, it sounds like something the Fae would come up with as a trick...

[She shakes her head and then gestures at the screen.]

You know what else is bad news? Idiots who think it's a good idea to feed their blood eating plants bodies! Don't do it you idiot!

[lancemyheart]

[She facepalms.]

How can he be so stupid!?

[radiantface]

I think we already figured out he's short in some rather key areas.

[Diarmuid shrugs.]

I guess we should add being short on common sense and intelligence to that list.

[lancemyheart]

And he's singing to the plant. Why's he singing to the plant?

[radiantface]

Because he's an idiot?

[She scowls at the movie.]

I think...he's in love with it? Wait! What are you doing, you moron, don't stick your head into the man-eating plant!

[Diarmuid sighs and shakes her head.]

Well then...I guess that is one less person they have to worry about turning them into the police for killing the dentist.

I think I might be starting to remember why I never watched this one again after the first time...

[lancemyheart]

Dentist sort of deserved it, though. Asshole.

[She looks back at the screen.]

Wait, the plant eats people. Why does this guy want the cuttings?

[radiantface]

I'm not going to argue with that. The shop owner guy deserved it too, to be honest.

[Again, Diarmuid shakes her head. It seems like she's done that a lot during this movie.]

They don't know that the planet eats people. And it's going to end up multiplying and killing others because that idiot didn't kill it. Who tries to kill anything from the inside?

[lancemyheart]

...I've actually heard of it working a few times. Usually if a sea monster or something swallows you whole.

[radiantface]

Yeah, but this thing doesn't swallow a person whole. It seems to like...chewing.

[Diarmuid makes a face at the screen.]

I mean...look at those teeth!

[lancemyheart]

Oh man, those are huge! And what the fuck is up with those lips?

[She jumps back at the sight of the plant's mouth.]

[radiantface]

You've got me! Seriously...the only thing that plant needs is to be attacked by a flamethrower!

[lancemyheart]

...Why he's running because the plant took his pants? Real men don't mind a bare bum!

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid laughs, resting her chin in her hand.]

I don't think there is a single real man in this movie. Well...except maybe the plant. It's got more balls than all of them combined.

[lancemyheart]

I'll say. Better voice, too.

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid gives her sister a look.]

It's sad. I think the plant might be the most talented and maybe most likable 'person' in this whole thing. Maybe that is part of what makes it funny?

[lancemyheart]

[She chuckles.]

I don't agree with how it eats people and wants to take over the world, but you're right in that it's the smartest thing in this film.

[radiantface]

Yes, that is what makes it frustrating...but you can understand when it ends up winning in the end. It didn't have a whole lot of challenge.

[lancemyheart]

[She snorts.]

That guy had him. If only he hadn't been so concerned over his pants.

[radiantface]

True. So world lost on account of pants? Pretty sad fate if you ask me...

[Diarmuid shakes her head.]

They should have just gone for the flamethrower. Everything would have been fine then.

[lancemyheart]

Or even fought the plant from a distance. Like, with burning sling stones or something.

[radiantface]

Yep...or thrown some spears to pin the vines down. Or arrows!

[She laughs.]

Burning arrows even!

Where's that good-for-nothing Archer when you need him...

[lancemyheart]

Which one? The gold one is probably getting drunk and the red one is probably in the kitchen.

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid waves a hand dismissively.]

I haven't met the red one yet, but if he's in the kitchen he's a lot less useless than the gold one is. Unless all he's doing there is eating, in which case he's about just as useless as the gold one it.

[lancemyheart]

Nah, he cooks. Would be cute if he weren't grouchy.

[radiantface]

I would take grouchy over being an egotistical..what is the modern word...douche?

[Diarmuid laughs.]

Besides, under the right conditions, grouchy can be cute. You should tell him that someday when he is really grouchy and see how he reacts.