Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[radiantface]

True. So world lost on account of pants? Pretty sad fate if you ask me...

[Diarmuid shakes her head.]

They should have just gone for the flamethrower. Everything would have been fine then.

[lancemyheart]

Or even fought the plant from a distance. Like, with burning sling stones or something.

[radiantface]

Yep...or thrown some spears to pin the vines down. Or arrows!

[She laughs.]

Burning arrows even!

Where's that good-for-nothing Archer when you need him...

[lancemyheart]

Which one? The gold one is probably getting drunk and the red one is probably in the kitchen.

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid waves a hand dismissively.]

I haven't met the red one yet, but if he's in the kitchen he's a lot less useless than the gold one is. Unless all he's doing there is eating, in which case he's about just as useless as the gold one it.

[lancemyheart]

Nah, he cooks. Would be cute if he weren't grouchy.

[radiantface]

I would take grouchy over being an egotistical..what is the modern word...douche?

[Diarmuid laughs.]

Besides, under the right conditions, grouchy can be cute. You should tell him that someday when he is really grouchy and see how he reacts.

[lancemyheart]

Preferably while pinching his cheeks?

[Notice she doesn't say what cheeks...]

[radiantface]

[The smirk the crosses Diarmuid's face makes it clear that she notices the vagueness and approves.]

Would there be any other way of delivering a statement like that?

[lancemyheart]

We can take one cheek each.

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid shakes her head, still grinning.]

Oh no, just because I agree doesn't mean I'm willing to risk losing a hand in this!

[lancemyheart]

Hey! You'll have me by your side. Archer can't move faster than I can.

[radiantface]

True, he's just an Archer....but I don't know if that's really the kind of first impression I want to make considering my legend...

[She grins suddenly.]

Besides, if he's a halfway decent cook maybe we shouldn't make him mad. We should just make him cook for us!

[Priorities, man...]

[lancemyheart]

His Master keeps him on a leash, but I can find a way to distract that Master.

[She actually goes a little red talking about this.]

[radiantface]

[That blush both worries Diarmuid and makes her curious.]

Do I even want to ask how?

[lancemyheart]

Well, his Master isn't unattractive...

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid laughs and gives her sister a knowing grin.]

I see. Is that how it is? You're interested...

[lancemyheart]

Good looks, nice magecraft, good at commanding...yep, I'm interested.

[radiantface]

Why are you wasting time on this other guy then? Go after someone you are really interested in!

[lancemyheart]

Oh, you know me. I've got energy enough for both.

[radiantface]

Yes, I know that's true.

[Diarmuid rests her chin in her hand again.]

But I don't know if Archer's master sounds like the type to be happy about you messing around on the side.

[lancemyheart]

[And here she goes red again.]

Uh...he doesn't know yet.

[Either he doesn't know, or he knows and he's ignoring here.]

[radiantface]

Well...shouldn't you focus on fixing that?

[She winks at her sister.]

Or do you want me to take care of that little detail?

[lancemyheart]

[She chuckles nervously.]

This one's a little different from anyone else. For one thing, he's very guarded in matters of the heart.

[radiantface]

[That nervous chuckle gets a raised eyebrow from Diarmuid.]

Are you doubting those legendary skills of yours?