Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit:  I'm going to close this one to new threads now.  Feel free to continue old ones, but start all new ones here, please!  Thank you!
Since the first one is getting so big, here is a new one! Feel free to continue any thread in the old one, but start all new threads here! Thanks!



【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[lancemyheart]

...Why he's running because the plant took his pants? Real men don't mind a bare bum!

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid laughs, resting her chin in her hand.]

I don't think there is a single real man in this movie. Well...except maybe the plant. It's got more balls than all of them combined.

[lancemyheart]

I'll say. Better voice, too.

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid gives her sister a look.]

It's sad. I think the plant might be the most talented and maybe most likable 'person' in this whole thing. Maybe that is part of what makes it funny?

[lancemyheart]

[She chuckles.]

I don't agree with how it eats people and wants to take over the world, but you're right in that it's the smartest thing in this film.

[radiantface]

Yes, that is what makes it frustrating...but you can understand when it ends up winning in the end. It didn't have a whole lot of challenge.

[lancemyheart]

[She snorts.]

That guy had him. If only he hadn't been so concerned over his pants.

[radiantface]

True. So world lost on account of pants? Pretty sad fate if you ask me...

[Diarmuid shakes her head.]

They should have just gone for the flamethrower. Everything would have been fine then.

[lancemyheart]

Or even fought the plant from a distance. Like, with burning sling stones or something.

[radiantface]

Yep...or thrown some spears to pin the vines down. Or arrows!

[She laughs.]

Burning arrows even!

Where's that good-for-nothing Archer when you need him...

[lancemyheart]

Which one? The gold one is probably getting drunk and the red one is probably in the kitchen.

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid waves a hand dismissively.]

I haven't met the red one yet, but if he's in the kitchen he's a lot less useless than the gold one is. Unless all he's doing there is eating, in which case he's about just as useless as the gold one it.

[lancemyheart]

Nah, he cooks. Would be cute if he weren't grouchy.

[radiantface]

I would take grouchy over being an egotistical..what is the modern word...douche?

[Diarmuid laughs.]

Besides, under the right conditions, grouchy can be cute. You should tell him that someday when he is really grouchy and see how he reacts.

[lancemyheart]

Preferably while pinching his cheeks?

[Notice she doesn't say what cheeks...]

[radiantface]

[The smirk the crosses Diarmuid's face makes it clear that she notices the vagueness and approves.]

Would there be any other way of delivering a statement like that?

[lancemyheart]

We can take one cheek each.

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid shakes her head, still grinning.]

Oh no, just because I agree doesn't mean I'm willing to risk losing a hand in this!

[lancemyheart]

Hey! You'll have me by your side. Archer can't move faster than I can.

[radiantface]

True, he's just an Archer....but I don't know if that's really the kind of first impression I want to make considering my legend...

[She grins suddenly.]

Besides, if he's a halfway decent cook maybe we shouldn't make him mad. We should just make him cook for us!

[Priorities, man...]

[lancemyheart]

His Master keeps him on a leash, but I can find a way to distract that Master.

[She actually goes a little red talking about this.]

[radiantface]

[That blush both worries Diarmuid and makes her curious.]

Do I even want to ask how?

[lancemyheart]

Well, his Master isn't unattractive...

[radiantface]

[Diarmuid laughs and gives her sister a knowing grin.]

I see. Is that how it is? You're interested...

[lancemyheart]

Good looks, nice magecraft, good at commanding...yep, I'm interested.