Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[penisenvy]

In that case...I respect you.

[Why does she feel like she just confessed undying love to him or something?]

And I will...honor you acceptance.

[oathshackledbird]

[Easy Mordred...]

Thank you. And don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone you are really a big softy...

[He braces himself for a kick or some kind of violent reaction, but he is smirking the whole time.]

[penisenvy]

[As expected, she gives an indignant squawk, and then tries to kick him in the groin.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Another kick to the shins he would have stood and taken, but with her higher target, nope he's not going to let that blow land even if he feels he deserves it, so he quickly leaps to the side.]

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it!

[His laughter is probably not making that apology sound very sincere.]

[penisenvy]

You--

[She jumps up in the air to try to kick his head.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid brings his arm up to block the kick and then gives her foot a push trying to spin her back away from him.]

Well there is one mystery solved! You can get your foot up high enough to kick me in the head!

[penisenvy]

[She lands and backs away, steadying herself.]

Of course I can! You're not that much of a giant!

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid shrugs.]

As you say. Another mystery has made itself known to me, by the way, and that is...can you take a joke without reacting violently or should I just look into upgrading my armor?

[penisenvy]

K-knights are not meant to be the butt of jokes!

[oathshackledbird]

Do friends not joke with each other? And can knights not be friends just as easily as anyone else?

[penisenvy]

...You consider me your friend?

[Oops, going red again. She never had any friends back in her first life...]

[oathshackledbird]

Would you rather I not?

[He eyes her embarrassed look eventually coming to the wrong conclusion.]

Do I presume too much?

[penisenvy]

I...um...well...I'm not used to...having any friends.

[oathshackledbird]

[A good-natured laugh rises in his throat, but he holds it back since he doesn't want her to react the wrong way. Still, Diarmuid's voice is light when he speaks.]

Well, you have one now. How does that make you feel?

[penisenvy]

[She glares at him, blushing even harder.]

Do you expect me to say that I no longer feel pain from my wounds, nor any hatred toward Father and his knights? Or that I think angels have descended on a ladder of light and are singing into my ears?

[oathshackledbird]

[He can't help it. This time Diarmuid cannot hold back his laughter at her reaction.]

No...no...

Though, perhaps it might make you feel just a little less alone in this crazy war? Even if we will eventually face each other on the opposite sides of the field?

[penisenvy]

Yeah...I guess. I really do feel...less alone.

[Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh!]

[oathshackledbird]

[Don't worry, Saber. The last thing he is going to do is laugh.]

I am glad to hear that. No one should be alone. It is...a terrible place to be.

[penisenvy]

Is it? Then I am glad that I am no longer alone.

[oathshackledbird]

It is.

[Diarmuid looks down slightly, his eyes distant suddenly.]

I don't know if it is really fair to say I was ever completely alone, but there were times when I first lived--when we were running--that it seemed that way...

[penisenvy]

How lucky. Your friends all stood by you, didn't they? Against even your Lord.

[oathshackledbird]

I would not call it luck.

[A frown crosses his face.]

They should not have picked me over our Lord. I was just a knight. One of many. He...was more. Even if he was...wrong...it should not have been me they chose to fight and die for.

[His voice gets softer.]

I did not deserve their loyalty. Not after what I did.

[penisenvy]

[She frowns.]

Haven't we just established you're a better man than any lord you ever had!? If they had not fought for you, who would they have fought for?

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid shakes his head.]

It is not about if he was better than me or not. They swore their oaths to him, not me. They should have been fighting for him. By following me, they broke their oaths. I made them break their oaths. It should never have happened.

[penisenvy]

Wouldn't you chafe if your Lord ever made you do anything dishonorable? You always stood at my side even when your Master would have you do differently.