Call Out Meme: Version 5.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit: Closing this one out for now. Please put all new threads here! Thanks!
Fifth verse same as the first... It's new 'Call Me Out" Time!




【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 V
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid laughs.]

More like how can you forget with a nagging mother hen around...

[fionnuisce]

I happen to like that nagging mother hen, thank you.

[oathshackledbird]

You must...

[A mischievous grin suddenly crosses his face.]

It's one chicken you haven't tried to sacrifice for any magical ceremonies yet...

[fionnuisce]

Was that really necessary?

[oathshackledbird]

[A sheepish look crosses his face.]

Sorry, that was terrible but I couldn't help myself...

[fionnuisce]

Hmph. I'll forgive you this time, I suppose.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid shakes his head.]

You forgive me so often. What will I do when you finally decide to stop?

[fionnuisce]

Punch me in the face, because if that day should come then I am either not myself or under some manner of carefully placed mind control.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid laughs, startled.]

Well, then... That is not quite the answer I was expecting. I will remember that...

[fionnuisce]

So hypothetical mind control isn't a romantic topic of conversation. I'll remember that.

[oathshackledbird]

Well...I suppose it might be.

[Diarmuid chuckles.]

Things might be...amusing if it was me controlling you or you controlling me. I don't know how romantic it would be, though...

[fionnuisce]

[Waver tilted his head slightly, looking honestly confused.]

Why go to all that trouble when we can just ask?

[oathshackledbird]

I suppose if you really wanted to make me do something funny I wouldn't normally do...

[Diarmuid shrugs.]

Maybe some people just...enjoy that kind of thing? I don't think that applies to either of us, though, and it definitely doesn't apply to me.

[fionnuisce]

Is there anything we wouldn't do if the other asked, even so?

[oathshackledbird]

Probably not...though...

[A mischievous twinkle enters Diarmuid's eyes.]

...would you really dye your hair bright pink and walk around in a dress if I asked you to?

[fionnuisce]

...If the dye washed out and you made it well worth my dignity, I'd consider it.

[oathshackledbird]

You would?

[Diarmuid sounds surprised.]

And what, pray tell, would make it worth it?

[No plotting here. Nope...]

[fionnuisce]

How should I know? That's up to you to figure out.

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid pouts slightly.]

You aren't going to make this easy, are you?

[fionnuisce]

Heaven forbid your clever mind should go to waste.

[oathshackledbird]

Oh, so now it's a challenge...

[Diarmuid's pout changes back to a grin.]

Challenge accepted.

[fionnuisce]

...I just landed myself in a fair bit of trouble, didn't I?

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid's grin widens into a smirk.]

Yes...unless you would like to dig yourself out of that hole and just tell me what might be worth the price of your dignity...