Call Out Meme: Version 2.0

[oathshackledbird]

Edit:  I'm going to close this one to new threads now.  Feel free to continue old ones, but start all new ones here, please!  Thank you!
Since the first one is getting so big, here is a new one! Feel free to continue any thread in the old one, but start all new threads here! Thanks!



【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 II
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name journal in the subject line! (I have too many Lancers to just go by name! X.x ) ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

I guess you make a good point.

[seeyousuffer]

I don't recall offering you any.

[Kirei pauses to fill his mouth with another spoonful, letting the sharp bite of the spice fill his mouth and rise up into his sinuses, until he feels pleasantly overwhelmed.]

And you would lose that bet, as it's a vegetarian meal.

I have no interest in killing small animals. [Not that he cares about killing animals, and he wouldn't mind seeing herds of them slaughtered and drinking their blood if he felt like it, but the suffering of mere beasts can't compare to the more complex and pleasurable suffering of men.] Not everything I like is so bad, you realize. [But he doesn't appear to mind this estimation of his character, smiling.]

Perhaps I'm going to send you to get more.

[whydidithavetobecrows]

Please....

[The blue-haired servant crosses his arms over his chest, a look of disbelief on his face.]

Name one thing you like that ain't that bad.

[Goldilocks doesn't count either, so don't even try Kirei.]

And if I can't have my cigarettes, you can't have your animal blood stew. Go get more yourself if you want it so bad. Otherwise, you ain't gonna be able to fit through the doors to the church with as much as you are eating. I'll have to roll you down the street to get you anywhere.