[Whether he's angry or teasing, you don't just slap her away. Not like that. There was going to be hell to pay for that.]

Oh, you wouldn't be sitting. And I can assure you the reason you'd being doing what you're told is not because of my legs.

[She moves in and picks him up, lifting him over her shoulders.]

It's because I'm in control here, big boy. I'll take you in like a caveman.